** WARNING ** Depending on where you work this may or may not be appropriate for work.
Four loko has made people do some crazy stuff but the pursuit of sexual gratification has made people do some unthinkable things Four Loko would never make you think up. After reading a post from CBS News on “19 Most Shocking X-Rays” and noticing of the 19, 6 were x-rays of objects stuck in peoples butt’s, we decided it was only necessary to search the web for the Top 10 Craziest Object’s Found in People’s BumBums.
You think you’ve searched everywhere for those damn keys but they aren’t turning up. This man finally found his key, up his butt and around the corner. What he was trying to unlock we may never know and I hope we never find out.
9.) Toy Cars
For those of you who are into skateboarding or are fans of the Jack Ass movies and television show, you’ve probably seen this one. For those of you who haven’t…SPOILER ALERT…Ryan Dunn of Jack Ass decided to lube up a condom, put a toy car in it, stick it up his arse and then get a X-Ray at a doctors office to see what the doctor would say. The result, awkward hilariousness.
We’ve all attempted to light our farts on fire…well, okay most of us??? Anyways, this guy took it too far and jammed the whole lighter up his rectum. Why? Sexual pleasure according to Dr. Tim B. Hunter
7.) Cell Phones
Look. We know AT&T’s signal can be terrible at times but not sure how many times customer service needs to tell you. Sticking your cell phone up your butt will not help your reception issue.
6.) Plastic Bottles
This guy obviously didn’t get the memo of the new recycling policy in the office. Instead, he took this plastic bottle to the the dump. Whatta dumb, dumb. Check your e-mails Rick!
Ahh, so this is what you use a can of condensed milk for. Oh, no it’s not? According to Dr. George R Barnes, Jr. this guy was confused on what you use this stuff for too. They should put a warning on the label.
4.) Glass Bottles
Not sure if this one is coke or pepsi lover but they’ve obviously taken their love for this beverage a bit too far.
3.) Flash Lights
Not sure what this guy was searching for when he got his flash light stuck up his butt but, we are guessing he found it since this was the only object found in his rectum.
2.) Pint Glasses
We’ve heard and played of some pretty crazy drinking games but we are sure glad we’ve never been introduced to this one. A full size pint glass stuck in in this mans rectum. Cheers!
1.) Light Bulbs
We’ve saved the most impressive idea of what to not to stick up your bumbum for last. A light build! Why this person thought sticking a light bulb up their butt was a bright idea (get it, get it) we may never know but, guessing from the doctors who treat patients with foreign objects stuck in their rectums it was more than likely for sexual gratification. This person deserves an off the strip Las Vegas show for managing to prevent this thing from breaking.